- Toilet flushing is not hazardous to one's health
- Toys do not magically put themselves back in the toybox. It does not matter how long you leave it lying on the floor; it will never grow legs and walk in by itself.
- Dirty dishes operate in much the same way toys do.
- "Helping" doesn't mean doing the part you think is fun. I love you, but sometimes, really helping means staying out of the way.
- It is possible to play without hitting, wrestling or destroying something.
- All the whining does is irritate me. Really. It's not helping.
- The best way to get what you want is to obey.
*sigh*
I guess this is the reason they need me, right? :)
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